Proof that John the Methodist is evil.

Here it is in writing:

**** THE PROOF THAT john the methodist IS EVIL ****

   J   O   H   N   T   H   E   M   E   T   H   O   D   I   S   T
  74  79  72  78  84  72  69  77  69  84  72  79  68  73  83  84     - as ASCII values
   2   7   9   6   3   9   6   5   6   3   9   7   5   1   2   3     - digits added
  \_____________/ \_____________/ \_____________/ \_____________/
   6               5               7               2                 - digits added

Thus, "john the methodist" is 6572.

Multiply it by 3, the symbol of fulfillment – the number is now 19716.

Turn the number backwards, and add 11 – the symbol of judgment and disorder. The number is now 61802.

Subtract 9391 from the number – this is the year WW II started, written backwards. It gives 52411.

Subtract 1899, the year “Scrabble” was invented to promote violence and anger. The result will be 50512.

Divide the number by 041 – this is the smallest harmonic divisor number, backwards. It gives 1232.

This number, read as octal, gives 666 – the number of the Beast.

This is truly evil. QED.

h/t: who I can only assume is Jay at his old blog 
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4 responses to “Proof that John the Methodist is evil.

  1. i’m good with numbers, but somebody’s got a wee bit too much free time. this can only be explained through some odd sickness.

  2. To be fair, this result was compiled by Evil Finder. I can’t remember the last time I actually had time on my hands 🙂

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